Sunday, December 11, 2011

DATELINE: THE APPLEWOOD STUDIO -- BACK TO NORMAL

                 PHONY ATTACK OF THE GIANT HEAD LICE
All is well at the studio.  The giant lice turned out to be a pack of horned lizards--good old horney-toads.  What a relief!
We are back on the regular drawing and printing schedule.



yarn    the  Applewood Studio Press 2012

                                       


 I like to remember that the journey of a thousand miles must begin with the first step...

  • Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao- tzu. Chinese philosopher (604 BC - 531 BC)

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    TS

    (Off to feed the five meanest rabbits in the world.  Flopsy, Mopsey, Silky, Chompers, Bitey....Ow!  Dammit.)

    Monday, December 5, 2011

    APPLEWOOD STUDIO MODEL ATTEMPTS TO AVOID INFESTATION BY GIANT HEAD LICE

    DATELINE: THE APPLEWOOD STUDIO

    EMERGENCY / MONSTER LICE ARE HERE
    
    
      Our most reliable model, Ginger, has been trying to reduce her contact with the environment.  Her fears of becoming contaminated by monster-sized head lice are well founded.  Indeed, this particular variety of giant lice is lurking everywhere in the Southwest!
    
    
    
    Super model, Ginger, attempting to avoid contact with the floor
    although hard surfaces do not seem to provide much protection
           
    A louse sucking the blood out of the hand of a field biologist
    Well, now you've been warned--so, look out!   
    TS


    theapplewoodstudio.com
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_lizard

    Sunday, December 4, 2011

    GIANT HEAD LICE INVADE THE APPLEWOOD STUDIO

    DATELINE NEW MEXICO--December 4, 2011: HEAD LICE INVASION



    Emergency steps have been taken to breech the attack of these monster lice.
    The Applewood Studio seems to be at the epicenter of the invasion.
    Note the unhappy expression on the victim's mouth, a grimace, as she deals with a single louse.
    TS